Introduction - "Why"

Lord as my witness, here's the accounts of a spirit in search of its Truth: 

Hi! My name's Isha Michael. Now, I want to sound all broody & deep (no pun intended) - but I refuse. 

//When I was given the golden ticket to ascend ("awaken") - I think my most desperate plea to God was: "Please for the love of Christ Almighty - do N-O-T ask me to stop swearing! Let me love you through the "filth" on my tongue, Lord." That's me!!!//

GENESIS (dramatic music)

A few weeks ago, my mother told me that I had dyslexia when I was young. Couldn't get my s' & l's right - explains why my love & sex lives are in shambles. 
Now my birth is a very interesting story - 'cos for some reason I'm always thrilled when I find out things that make me look quirky (I'm special, y'aallll!). When I was being birthed, my umbilical chord wound around my neck (prolly in a final attempt to save the world from me) & squeezed my then-squishy cranium. The nurses cut me free, but I ended up being "marked" with one side of my face a little more fuller than the other. Full disclosure, my eyes do this weird thing where one pops wide open like a can when I have to look down at a weird angle- which makes sex & playing the guitar slightly awkyy (TMI? you're welcome!). 
 I also wanted to say that, I wish Isha didn't have to dim her lights for anybody throughout school & teenage years. But, then the story would've been more chirpier, & who wants that lame shite? 

 My mother also told me I used to sing at really loud noises in buses when I was a child & used to be adored by everyone (wish it transferred to my present dating life, sheesh-kebab!). I say all of this to you 'cos I not-so-secretly think Little Isha is s-u-p-e-r kewl!  

So, here we are. 

 WHAT YOU'LL FIND HERE

I feel super relieved having finally created a space for me to talk because I was running out of papers & IG posts to share everything that was happening to me, around me or through me. More importantly, I need to publish all that Appa & Amma (Aka, me) is teaching me. 

You'll find: Conversations about my journey, spiritual teachings that I'm being taught, & anything else I want to talk about. 

I have always wanted to read somebody (anybodys!) account of their ascension. But, at the time I'm writing this - I haven't found any that sounds like a millenial a/c of it. 

It's like trying to look for the Princess Diaries of ascension - like where's my spiritual Meg Cabot talking about Twin Flames, seeing spirits & still having a functional material life! WHERREEEE!??? 

So, for now, I'LL be your spiritual Meg Cabot/ Nicholas Sparks & Jeffrey Archer (pfft) Christopher Paolini! 

MY SPIRITUAL FAMILY

Meet my divine family - Kali, Nandi, Shiva ("Appa"), Ganapathy, Krishna ("Kanna") (OK! STOP RUSHING I'LL GET TO ALL OF YOU, SHEESH-KEBAB!!), Devi ("Amma") (She has a million names, so I'm just gonna pick the generic one & hope she doesn't spin me a new tail), Jesus, Mother Mary, Holy spirit, Nagini, Vishnu, Hanuman, Rama, Sita, Parvathy (What'd I say about your million names Amma, stop!) & Archangels - Micheal, Gabrielle, Ariel (She's my bae!), Uriel, Metatron, Chamuel, & all others working with me this lifetime. 

I also have all the ascended masters & all other entities of the highest vibration of love, known & unknown, helping me!

Oh! Also, my parallel lives ('Cos time is apparently an illusion - I'm yet to seek the truth behind that). 

Also, my beloved Twin Flame/Divine counterpart/Soulmate/Chaddi-baddi/Ultimate Lover, aka, the (wo)man God has paired me with this lifetime.  

But, most importantly - the star of the entire show - M-E!

All that I talk about here are taught to me by them, or through them. So, here we go!

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Endnote: Appa, cut scene!